There is only one thing on my mind

So I've noticed that back in the UK, you've been having some, and I quote from the BBC website, "severe" weather. You poor things. Temperatures as low as -4C. How do you cope? Not very well, it turns out, as parliament calls for "debates" on the weather. What exactly are they going to debate? How pathetic it is that a country can fall apart after just four inches of snow? You just don't know the meaning of the word "cold". When you can go out wearing two pairs of gloves, and still not feel your fingers after four blocks; when you can't walk the 50 yards to the building you're lecturing in without having to put on a coat that resembles a sleeping bag with arms; when you wake up in the morning, look at the weather, and think "Hm, only -15C, that's warm!". That's when you'll know the meaning of Cold.